Y'all need click over to my mate J. Marc Schmidt's webcomic, the 3rd Blade, and read today's strip:
Cooking With Bloodwulf.
It's kind of a cooking show in which the host, Rob Liefeld's 'Bloodwulf', teaches the reader how to make Baba Ganouj while sharing a variety of sensitive anecdotes from his life of high adventure.
If you don't know who Bloodwulf is, Marc has helpfully provided an aetiology in the comments. An appreciation of early-nineties Image comics helpful but not required.
-- JF