jasonfranks

My august relative DBAIW has coined a meme over on her blog, Hair Today Forgot Tomorrow. By her order I am compelled to respond to it:

The apocalypse has been penciled into the cosmic rolodex for 2012. Name five things that you want to do before the world comes to an end.

Far be it from me to pass up an excuse to wreak bloody vengeance upon my foes, and the apocalypse sounds like just my kind of deal, so here we go.

I have a five year plan; you will notice that we are already two steps in.

1/ Quit my job.
2/ Destroy the global economy.
3/ Fire, flood, locusts, boils, nuclear pyrotechnics
Lead my army of the Dead to victory against the nations of the free world.
4/ Guest appearance on Big Brother.
5/ Preside over the End of Days from a throne upholstered in human skin, whilst drinking the liquored blood of a thousand unbaptized children from a human skull and sniggering "I told you you'd all be sorry."

Burning in Hell(bourne),

-- JF